"Come on Cletus"

So... why Balls? #1 My boys play sports, always! Everyday its some sport being played and we are going to one game or another. There is no off season in our household. And when there may be a little down time a ball is being thrown to the dog. Really?!? #2 Everyone in the house has a pair except me so I make it a point of bringing it up when its convenient. " I dont know which pair of balls peed on the back of the toilet but they need to clean it up." Well the dog is neutered but he was born with a pair so that still qualifies. #3 Even though I don't have any I think I am holing my own in a house full of men. My home is fairly clean, not very cluttered and doesnt look like a frat house. Balls to me means the gumption or the gall to say or do a certain thing. Timing is everything, and when I have to I have the biggest balls in the house. #4 If I ever get picked up for a reality show, I would like it to be named Balls: The life of a mom in a house of guys. I hope that clears it up. Oh yea I do threaten to kick a ball or two if my wishes are not complied with in a timely fashion. And I dont mean a sports ball. "You gone walk over but you gone limp back"