"Been done sat in that jail been done rot to death"

Why is it that I have to Break Bad to get attention in the house and get chores done? I have to threaten to kick someone between the left and right testicle before my house gets cleaned. But all my husband has to do is tell them once and they get it. I think it's time I recede and pass the torch to him. The boys are bigger than me, eat more, stronger than me. Not that I can't beat they ass, so not the issue, I think now is the time they can learn more by being around and listening to their dad and coming to me every once in a while and that's ok.

Maybe now I can read a whole magazine and take a bath without someone tapping on the door asking me a question. The day has come!!!

There is hope for all moms of boys. I know it's difficult with all the drop offs and pick ups , endless sports games , banquets, recitals, and cooking and cleaning without signs of appreciation. But trust me, it's coming hold on.

"You ain't fit enough to be Shug Avery maid"