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As much as possible I try to equip my sons to be self sufficient. I try to teach them something everyday. In preparing to attend a sporting event I gave my eldest son the money for the family to get into the event so he could get the tickets.

I gave him the exact amount so no issue there.  All he has to do is locate the entrance and take care of everything else.

Immediately upon giving him the money I knew there was a problem. He looked at the money and said "dang why is the money so dusty?"

:Pause: that is the problem with teenagers always popping off at the mouth and creating problems for themselves.

So I quickly said "I guess I had on baby powder that night when I was stripping, making that good money."

Don't fool with a crazy mama